I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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