Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Oh Jesus.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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