Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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