he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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