So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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