Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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