That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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