hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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