That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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