Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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