I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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