Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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