I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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