There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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