is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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