i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
