We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
