Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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