If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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