Don't you send me to vm
Just fell off a train. Bad.
its not stalking. its research.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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