i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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