nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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