Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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