There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
