Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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