I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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