This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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