His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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