I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
