Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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