She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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