I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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