Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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