well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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