Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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