This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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