how can u be prego again
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She even gives head with a lisp.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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