Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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