I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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