He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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