So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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