It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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