Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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