And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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