I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i used baking grease as lip gloss
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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