they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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