Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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