TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
