To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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