His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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