come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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