I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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