Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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