Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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