Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
so much tequila, so little girl.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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