She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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