there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize